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Martin Sweeney.
I work as a screenwriter, creative director and commercial video director but my first love is procrastination.
I think we should Facebook the shit out of this.
(Source: gotstufff, via templesmith)
When you close your eyes we’re actually all still here.
Harold Camping, an 89-year old Christian radio host and Montgomery Burns stunt double, has predicted that the End of Times is approaching (May 21, 2011— Save the date!).
Harold, my man, I know you’re still a couple months shy of 90, but there’s this thing called object permanence that humans usually nail by their first birthday. I’d tell you to Google it but that seems like a stretch for someone so early in his sensorimotor stage.
VAN QAEDA?
Colbert asks tough questions about the future of Al Qaeda in a way that even 80s burnouts turned Tea Baggers can understand: “Is this like Van Halen? Have we killed David Lee Roth? Is there a Sammy Hagar or more of a Gary Cherone?”
Granted, Obama’s resume is a bit light as far as Gary Busey-related issues go…
Will and Jaden Smith are slated to star in a “scary” (understatement) sci-fi movie by unkillable cinematic stinkubater M. Night Shyamalan, virtually assuring the makers of Battlefield Earth second place on several hundred “worst ever” lists.
Ed. note - No word yet on whether horror pop muse Rebecca Black will provide appropriately frightening music for the “film.”
I can’t wait for the Carnahan vs. Fleder installation.
Quentin vs. Coens
A Tribute to Tarantino & the Brothers presented by Spoke Art.
Featuring artwork based on the films by Tarantino and the Coens from 100 artists April 7-9 at Bold Hype Gallery in New York!
Waiting for Godot: The Video Game
It’s like Robotron but with no robots. Or hope.
Playmobil Joy Division. Guaranteed to make you smile even on a shite day in Manchester.
