When you close your eyes we’re actually all still here.
Harold Camping, an 89-year old Christian radio host and Montgomery Burns stunt double, has predicted that the End of Times is approaching (May 21, 2011— Save the date!).
Harold, my man, I know you’re still a couple months shy of 90, but there’s this thing called object permanence that humans usually nail by their first birthday. I’d tell you to Google it but that seems like a stretch for someone so early in his sensorimotor stage.
