CHUCK FUGGER GETS BUGGERED AT NAME OF THE YEAR
Name of the Year is the second best blog on the planet but the short-sighted patrons have made a terrible mistake by voting Iris Macadangdang into the Final Four over Chuck Fugger (aka The People’s Champ).
Choosing a ho-hum Suessian rhymer like Iris Macadangdang over a Chuck Fugger is like drafting a Sam Bowie over a Michael Jordan. In time, when I-what? Maca-whowho? is a faded memory and Chuck Fugger is still bouncing around in your head at odd and inappropriate moments like the hall of fame name he will eventually be, you will realize what a terrible mistake you’ve made.
The reason?
Chuck Fugger is much more than just a vaguely filthy, extremely catchy name. Chuck Fugger is a first rate euphemism waiting for assignment. It’s Dirty Sanchez before Sanchez did that thing that made him famously dirty.
What will a Chuck Fugger be? No one knows yet. But I’m thinking maybe it could be a moron filled with regret for choosing a stinker over a champion.
